if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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