I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
