Do you still have your period?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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