As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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