gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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