By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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