Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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