i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
