I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
