I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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