Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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