I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
