I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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