god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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