We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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