White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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