I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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