you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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