It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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