A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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