This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
