What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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