Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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