Christians are straight up FREAKS
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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