let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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