my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just cropdusted the office
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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