I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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