Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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