the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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