Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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