low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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