Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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