I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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