I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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