Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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