Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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