That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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