Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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