Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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