I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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