If that was your dad, he is hot
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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