Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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