Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I love having hate sex.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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