They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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