Who did Billy Mays play for?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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