are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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