I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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