Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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