i was born a porn star she said
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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