So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
